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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Husbands Say the Darndest Things

Usually people write posts on their blog about the cute and witty things their kids say. Well I obviously don't have kids but I do have a husband and he is actually quite funny!!

Let me preface this story by saying that Joe usually goes to sleep before me. I like to stay up and reach, catch up on tivo, blog, etc. Joe would prefer that I go to sleep at the same time he does, but that is a whole other story. But when we go to bed at different times I of course don't want to wake him up so I tip toe as quietly as possible when I come to bed.

Please read below for a hilarious (at least to me) exchange we had the other night.
{Enter Melissa into her dark bedroom....Joe is peacefully asleep}

Joe: "Who's there?"

Melissa: "Melissa"

Joe: "Who??"

Melissa: {a little louder} "It's Melissa"

Joe: "Who?????"
Melissa: {much louder and enunciated} "MUH LISS UH"

Joe: "My wife?"

Melissa: "Yes hon, your wife"

Joe: "What's the password?"

Melissa: "akakfja;klfj" {I can't tell you the password but I did say it and he finally accepted it and went back to sleep}

So I forgot to tell Joe about this incident but a couple days later I relayed the story to him and he of course cracked up. He said he remembered that but thought it was a dream.

So honestly I have never needed to use our password to identify myself but I guess it came in handy that I had one!! Who knows what would have happened if I didn't say the right word:) Anyone else out there have a code or password they use with their spouse?


Kami said...

That is funny. I don't remember usually when Tim comes in, but it does seem like a dream. Usually I don't ask for a password, I am just really really mean.

Edna Guerrero Cole said...

Greg can be as loud as possible and it just doesn't wake me up. However, if my kids even move, it wakes me up. Weird! Greg & I don't have a password, but Ande does for a different reason. When she was Jessica's age she always ran to strangers. I told her she wasn't allowed to go with anyone unless they had the password. It's a funny password.

Mrs. Lyndsee said...

I am laughing so hard...Joe is so crazy! I love it.

So I am going to make Chris and I get a password tonight. At first I thought you were kidding, but you weren't & you guys are SMART! Yes, yes SMART! love ya! xoxo

Hilarry said...

THAT is funny!! My favorite part is, "My Wife?"

What is the deal with your password? Are you guys in a Bourne movie or something? ;)

Hannah Johnson said...

LOL I thought I left a comment on this one and I didn't. ;) oops! The same line that made Hillary laugh got me too! I was wondering...What other Melissa does he know that would be sneaking into the bedroom so late at night ;) tee hee! Maybe next time you should answer with something saucy and see what kind of a reaction you get-THAT could be really funny! LOL..ok I think I'm slightly sleep deprived as I write this-:P

AmShaZam said...

I guess Jeff and I need to come up with a password- he may have gone ninja in his sleep on me!